Futile Love

Another Silly Saturday and who better to have a good time with than The Villains. Jordan, Scoxah, and Astro have returned. The conversation starts with celebrity crushes and celebrity hall passes but things get wild quickly. From 2D animated interests to having relationships at work. 

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Big Brother (00:19)
Welcome back. You know the voice. am ⁓ Julian. My name today is Big Brother. returning with us are the villains.

Scoxah (00:21)
Welcome to.

Jordan (00:29)
Well, we

definitely all chose villainy so I see it

Big Brother (00:32)
yeah, are all villains, the gang, X, Astro, and Jai is here.

Scoxah (00:39)
I even got my little sifflor going on right now. Yours at least could be heroic. I just straight up have an evil villain cloak on right now.

Big Brother (00:42)
Mm-hmm.

I have the evil laugh, but you know, it is what it is.

Before we get into the whole questions and whatever madness we're about to get into, how's your guys last seven-ish days?

Scoxah (01:03)
Well, the truck broke down. Got it fixed. I need a new radiator and I've been sick. So yeah.

Big Brother (01:11)
Mm. Money and pain is all I'm hearing.

Scoxah (01:16)
Yeah.

Big Brother (01:17)
How did the trunk break down?

Scoxah (01:20)
It stopped working it just stopped and then Got it towed to the to the mechanic mechanic said it's a dealership problem, so Got it towed to the dealership dealership said ⁓ no, it's just some fuses that were missing and burnt out so got new fuses and then they went by the way you have your head gaskets are leaking

Need to change those. And your spark plugs are all flooded. Need to change those. And your radiators needs to be replaced. So I got half of the gaskets and the spark plugs but ⁓ still got a leaky radiator. Did not have heat in the truck for like a week.

And it's been the coldest week in North Carolina.

Big Brother (02:07)
It's winter. It's winter.

Scoxah (02:13)
So yeah.

Big Brother (02:14)
You got that. You got that. You were telling me your pricing and I'm like, yeah, that sounds about 1200. Yeah, roughly 1200.

Scoxah (02:24)
1600.

and I still gotta replace the radiator.

Big Brother (02:26)
I was hoping.

You, you got it.

Jai Astra?

Scoxah (02:35)
I mean, hi, I'm the motherfucker that got him sick. A nigga has just been sleeping and went back to work. That's about it.

Big Brother (02:50)
special or yeah nothing special out the ordinary

Jordan (02:55)
fighting for my life, that's about it.

Big Brother (02:57)
What are you fighting for your life for?

Jordan (03:03)
work. I'd say where I work, but unfortunately, I'm pretty sure they got somebody to check the internet for any time we talk to her.

Big Brother (03:11)
Mmm.

Alright, look, I know what you're dealing with. Good luck with

And then for me, this week's been a blur. Kind of like UX. ⁓ Needed ⁓ oil change because I'm about to do a lot of driving. ⁓ Went to the dealership and.

Got the oil change, got the windshield wipers, a whole bunch of other things. And they told me that the tire had two air bubbles in it, right? And I'm like, yeah, that's bad since I'm on the road. Well, it feels like at least 30 % out the week traveling at minimum 500 miles per week. So I'm like, yeah, go ahead and change that.

I a whole nother episode this week and...

made the smart decision not to drive back down to Jacksonville,

Jordan (04:19)
If y'all got a car transmission, I can take it.

Seven Bam!

Big Brother (04:25)
Seven.

Scoxah (04:25)
You might as well

get a car.

Jordan (04:28)
Big dude, we sitting in the second one!

Scoxah (04:30)
you

Jordan (04:33)
The first one staring at us.

Big Brother (04:34)
Mmm.

What happened to your car? You said the transmission?

Jordan (04:43)
Mm-hmm.

Scoxah (04:44)
that Trent Minstrel

Jordan (04:48)
have

no clue. It's an old book. He's not fully seven years. I mean ten years yet. He's like, what is it? Eight?

Big Brother (05:00)
me my rules my which

Jordan (05:02)
101,000.

Scoxah (05:05)
My truck is 10 years old this year,

Jordan (05:08)
Yeah, well, Japanese wanna give us the shitty transmission, so here we are.

Big Brother (05:14)
Right? But, I forgot to mention, it's a silly Saturday. Let's, so there's also that.

Jordan,

But you came with several questions. What are those questions?

Jordan (05:47)
⁓ these are all off of TikTok watching people debate these questions. The first part of the question was whether or not celebrity crushes were okay in a relationship, which then made people start arguing whether or not a celebrity hall pass was okay. Because they said the only reason why celebrity crushes aren't okay, because if you had the chance to get with them, you absolutely would.

Big Brother (06:12)
Mmm. All right. Is that, are those your thoughts?

Scoxah (06:18)
That means you have to have a chance at a ride with them.

Jordan (06:19)
don't care.

That's what I'm saying. I'm like, when is Chris Evans ever gonna fall from the sky in the middle of Maryland? I say as he was up the street in DC for my job one time, but that was a blocked off area with like 50 million cops. I wasn't making it.

Scoxah (06:41)
you also live a hop skip away from DC. That does not count.

Jordan (06:47)
I was literally 10 minutes away but again, crawling in cops and then if I started screaming Chris Evans, do you think that man would not have dropped me into next year? Having a random person run up on him.

Scoxah (07:03)
I the only celebrity I've met in person is Randy Orton.

Jordan (07:04)
I honestly don't care.

Big Brother (07:09)
Mm-hmm.

Scoxah (07:10)
Randy Orton in person, that's the only person I've actually met in person. It is.

Big Brother (07:13)
That sounds like a wrestler.

Okay.

Jordan (07:18)
I met one DMC at Disney World. Whoever run. Randomly at Disney World.

Big Brother (07:22)
Mmm.

Scoxah (07:23)
I Cleo

Thompson. We've all met him.

Jordan (07:26)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've

all met him technically. Got a picture and everything.

Scoxah (07:37)
Kyle Massey? we've all been in the same room as Megan and Stalia.

Jordan (07:38)
mercy.

Big Brother (07:42)
That's true.

Jordan (07:44)
Definitely did. Probably would've got kicked off the stage had we tried it too. Would've gotten full blown tackled.

Scoxah (07:48)
And it... We didn't even made it on the stage, but you know...

It was Charles and Tribulations that get us

Big Brother (07:58)
I know.

Jordan (07:58)
Let's

be honest, them volunteers at DreamCon ain't stopping nothing.

Scoxah (08:03)
Not at

Jordan (08:05)
That boy Sean ain't bought a ticket but nothing in two years now.

Big Brother (08:10)
We got it?

Scoxah (08:11)
I'm like, vibes. Thinking.

Jordan (08:14)
I personally don't care.

Scoxah (08:16)
No, not really.

Big Brother (08:16)
You

don't care about the celebrity. Let's do this one question at a time because my brain is not fully here, apparently. You said, so you don't care for this celebrity crush?

Jordan (08:30)
I don't care about celebrity crushes at all.

Scoxah (08:33)
I think the whole point

is like on a celebrity crush is not somebody that you like actually like won't yeah you can't get to them first and foremost and the other thing is just like that's just somebody like you're just sitting there and like you see them on TV all the time or in movies or something you're like they're fine as fuck fuck and I would but I ain't never gonna get to that

Jordan (08:40)
can get to.

Big Brother (08:58)
For me, I don't know celebrities like that.

Hello? Hmm?

Scoxah (09:03)
I Jason Momoa... Jason Momoa...

Jordan (09:05)
that.

Scoxah (09:08)
I'm just thinking because I watched the game in Wardus and he was there for the Street Fighter cast.

Big Brother (09:11)
Yeah. But

for the most part, I don't know celebrities. then when, and I don't watch TV either. So there's that. And then everything that I'm, any celebrity I can name more so comes from like my childhood. So I'm always having to do a car search for how old is this person currently now?

Scoxah (09:22)
Yeah.

You can go.

So feel like it's like a thing of like, cause I don't watch TV now I'm like, okay, what voice actors would be my celebrity crush? Cause I watch anime all the time. But even then I'm just going based off of voice because you know, I don't see them.

Big Brother (09:44)
Mmm.

you.

Ashtra, your thoughts?

Scoxah (09:57)
Too many celebrities that I find attractive as it is. So that question just means nothing to me. I very much fall in the category of I find more fictional characters attractive than real people. 2D better than 3D. And every time that I find a real person attractive, they just open their mouth and say something stupid. And I'm like...

Big Brother (10:26)
Mmm.

Jordan (10:27)
I am no help if Kim Woo Bin came out of nowhere right now.

Scoxah (10:31)
Who?

Big Brother (10:31)
of who?

Jordan (10:33)
All of my Asians are live action. Now while I can't pronounce all of their names, I have learned how tall 6 foot is in centimeters alone. Just so I can see their heights.

Big Brother (10:36)
I'm

Scoxah (10:38)
⁓

Not

even love and deep space, niggas.

Jordan (10:50)
Twinkle twinkle.

He like 190 something odd centimeters. That's like six six.

Scoxah (10:54)
I'd say a name right now and

I bet you both of them be like, yes, he's on the list. Bon. Okay, Bon was a givin'. Bon was a givin'.

Jordan (11:01)
If it's Lee Minho, then me.

Big Brother (11:08)
on from 7 to 8 we since?

Scoxah (11:09)
Yeah. Well no, bottoms are given for me. I remember if you like are attracted to Eskinoor or you just like the character.

Jordan (11:11)
Honestly, I like the fit.

I just like the character, but I just like the fit. Cause I was like, that is just, that is just cunty as hell. low rise, low rise leather pants on really.

Scoxah (11:25)
That's true.

He

really did still that's why it doesn't The thing is it's not supposed to it's not meant to fit like that

Jordan (11:38)
lower-ized leather pants and then continues to wear it though. That's the that's the crazy part.

Exactly that he's just too big for it, but the fact that he went, yeah, I'm him and just continued to wear something that's barely covering him is hilarious.

Big Brother (11:53)
This is mine.

Yeah.

Scoxah (11:59)
I have that man on the wall. Zorro.

Big Brother (12:05)
but it really...

Scoxah (12:07)
Boa

from One Piece.

Big Brother (12:09)
Mm-hmm. I guess that that adds the question slightly switching and continue what 2d animated character would you? What yeah ⁓

Scoxah (12:19)
you guys off? I'm good. No, she's saying- You guys off? Hold

Jordan (12:22)
you

Scoxah (12:26)
on, let me just- I'm about to pull out the handy dandy go-po that ain't no well. Which one wouldn't I?

Jordan (12:26)
I mean, we got half of video games.

Big Brother (12:32)
Mmm.

Jordan (12:35)
say honestly we need to start picking which ones would win.

Scoxah (12:41)
go ahead and say anybody that's underage is already off the list.

Jordan (12:41)
Yeah, clip,

Big Brother (12:44)
Oh, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely underage. yeah. So yeah, let's go into this. I'm going to make it a challenge. You get one. You get one character. Who are you picking? Jordan, you're f-

Jordan (12:45)
clip, clip.

Scoxah (12:48)
You're cute, but

no.

Big Brother (13:07)
Mmm. You get one.

Jordan (13:08)
one light

but I wanted a reverse arrow

Let's try to look like Tinkin'.

Scoxah (13:20)
write that name down so I remember it so I can go into other people real quick. ⁓

Jordan (13:26)
I gotta figure out who's

the... I ain't gonna hold you, they all look the same. So, I mean, at this point, now I just gotta run off of who the rich is.

Big Brother (13:34)
Mmm.

Scoxah (13:34)
Thank

⁓ jeez. Help me.

Jordan (13:37)
They all, I can't lie, they all look the same. It's all white hair with

some off- off non-human eye color. They all tall, so...

Scoxah (13:47)
Okay, okay.

Jordan (13:49)
I just gotta figure out who got the most money at this point. Cause they're all the smart, they're all smart too, so like.

Scoxah (13:53)
On that same note, begin to...

Big Brother (13:57)
You said white here with random. ⁓

Jordan (13:59)
They all have white hair most of the time, not every time, most of the time.

Some non-human eye color, whether it's purple, red, pitch black, something like that.

Scoxah (14:08)
See, you just

describing bond to me, I'm not gonna lie.

Big Brother (14:09)
⁓ Okay.

Jordan (14:11)
tall taller than me because they all 183

centimeters are taller

They either can fight everybody or have enough power, got enough aura to make everybody want to fight for them, even if they aren't, like, the strongest nigga possible. So all I got left is which one is the richest. And see, unfortunately, I wasn't checking bank accounts because they were fictional. I didn't have to worry about that.

Scoxah (14:19)
public right.

Big Brother (14:31)
Mmm.

All I'm hearing is, what is the character from, like Gojo from, is that?

Scoxah (14:45)
Gojo.

Gojo himself?

Big Brother (14:47)
That's all I was hearing.

Scoxah (14:52)
Go job on it cost me it's I'm here No bond

Jordan (14:52)
They all basically look like that man.

They... They

basically all look the same, like I said.

Scoxah (15:02)
and said cause you forgot bond is greed he don't even need money he just gonna take it but see that's the thing he just gonna take it he don't need money he not gonna buy it and who gonna stop him

Jordan (15:19)
Yeah, but see,

can't but see it do that mean that nigga gonna spend it though cuz if he agreed that don't mean he want to like give it to other people That's not that's that's not what? the five-year-old

Big Brother (15:26)
That's true. ⁓

Scoxah (15:27)
The way that he treats

the way that he treats a girl.

Jordan (15:34)
The kindy gardener, the kindy gardener, the one that's still in pull ups. The one that's still in pull ups.

Scoxah (15:34)
You walked into that one. You walked into that one. I'm laughing because the check's like 5,000 years old.

Big Brother (15:36)
Yeah.

Scoxah (15:45)
It still looks, walks and talks like a five year old.

Jordan (15:48)
They

couldn't even give Shorty real clothes. They gave her a nightie.

Not a regular dress either, a nightie. Shorty looks like she's getting on the Polar Express train.

Scoxah (15:58)
Look, I don't agree with

how they wrote that whole shit, okay? The elves should've looked grown. Elves can look grown.

Jordan (16:07)
Exactly. And yet they still chose to make her look like she's on her first day of school.

Scoxah (16:09)
or they were fairies, but fairies can look grown. And the same time

though, though, like, you know.

Raven's always been up there for me.

Jordan (16:19)
I was about to say, don't think Bond would like me. I look like an adult.

Scoxah (16:26)
I mean like comic book raven.

Jordan (16:28)
to do this.

Big Brother (16:28)
Comment with Reuben.

Scoxah (16:30)
the one that is, you know, an adult.

Big Brother (16:34)
Yeah, we are eliminated. Anything from Teen Titans or Teen or anything is eliminated.

Scoxah (16:40)
Yeah,

it's kinda cooked.

Jordan (16:41)
Yeah,

all people under at least- actually we might as well just clip drinking age. We're all almost 30. We might as well clip anybody under drinking age at this point.

Scoxah (16:48)
yeah

however like olivier from full male alchemist's brotherhood not not not armstrong but armstrong's sister

Jordan (17:01)
Can you help?

Big Brother (17:04)
seen that one.

Jordan (17:05)
Yeah, I can't help you there, brother.

Big Brother (17:07)
Have you guys seen Spy Family?

Scoxah (17:10)
yours also out there.

Jordan (17:11)
This

am pieces.

Big Brother (17:11)
That's the one.

Jordan (17:13)
bits and pieces but that's because Japan had a lot of that just around so I kind of ran into it whether I wanted to see it or not.

Big Brother (17:18)
I'll come.

wanted to or not.

Ooh.

Scoxah (17:31)
Well,

if I go to video games, you're not all human.

Jordan (17:32)
If I could just get on if I could just get on.

yeah, I forgot we got a bunch of monster people in here.

Scoxah (17:43)
Because you forget I play Sly Cooper and Miss Ma'am is not a child.

Jordan (17:47)
and

then he was misled.

Scoxah (17:50)
It's like Cooper's girlfriend, she's a whole ass fox.

Jordan (17:53)
⁓

A nine-tailed fox or just a fox in general?

Scoxah (17:58)
just Fox. She's a cop, which is Gambit is an option. Gambit. Ooh. Can I just say X-Men? Gambit is an option. The off-age X-Men? No, not all of them. Cause Storm? Not all of them. Storm is a given. What do mean not all of them? Name one other than Professor X.

Jordan (18:04)
Yeah, luckily I'm not paying no video games that I'm gonna...

Gambit is an option. He is a problem.

We look at this point, at this point with us, I think they need to be less worried

about celebrity crushes and more hopeful that no one ever convinced the way to get the 2D people into 3D people.

Scoxah (18:29)
That's a real life.

Big Brother (18:31)
Mm.

Scoxah (18:31)
Maybe we have a different problem.

Big Brother (18:32)
That's, AI's getting real close.

Scoxah (18:38)
foot.

Jordan (18:39)
Like if we can get it in the 3D and then see and then I can just program it and then I can have my reverse harem of the same man that looks the same but none of them have the same name.

Big Brother (18:39)
Mmm.

So I have to mention this every time Jordan you are here. I'm going to get in trouble for saying this or putting this out here. Crazy.

Scoxah (18:49)
Still. Still.

Jordan (18:58)
The same-

the same band, just none of them have the same band.

Scoxah (19:01)
even more reasonable

while we're villains.

Jordan (19:05)
And then half of them are villains on top of that,

Scoxah (19:08)
Let's

say silk. Now silk from Spider-Man?

Big Brother (19:16)
Okay.

Scoxah (19:16)
or black

Jordan (19:17)
And

if you the button, we'll check them out.

Scoxah (19:17)
cat cat woman black cat

Jordan (19:21)
table

which tip.

Big Brother (19:23)
I swear I said one character, right?

Scoxah (19:24)
Yeah, you did I

forgot who you said

Jordan (19:30)
Now these two are terrible because see they're darn near picking the same people so the second half of the question is do you get a celebrity hall pass? At this point it just looks like a two-man. At this point it just looks like it's becoming a two-man.

Big Brother (19:38)
Mm.

Scoxah (19:41)
It is.

It's a happy life, you know

Big Brother (19:47)
Cough

Jordan (19:49)
And here I am about to have to explain to them, you don't have to be mad at love in deep space. I'm going to have to explain this to a grown man that I'm not on my phone for six hours just talking to some other real man. I'm just talking to the person born on April 18th and he is 190 something odd centimeters, white hair, rich of a crime organization. And he can talk back.

Scoxah (20:00)
⁓

It's the birthday. Wait, crime worded.

Jordan (20:16)
Because it's around my

birthday, so it's easy to remember other people's birthday when it's central centers around me

Scoxah (20:22)
Is

Funny enough, I was looking at an Instagram video and it was like, your month is your quirk. The month of April got one for all.

Big Brother (20:33)
seen this.

Scoxah (20:35)
The month of November got all for one.

March got explosions. ⁓

Jordan (20:44)
So in other words, this is about to be a demonic tag team where I just hand powers to her.

Scoxah (20:49)
And she just passes them down.

Jordan (20:53)
That's

exactly what I heard, I was like so...

Big Brother (20:55)
You

Scoxah (20:58)
So everybody's got one for all and all for one. Is what you said.

if we're going to 2D characters and we say video games as well, I mean, I gotta open up the book of Warframe.

Big Brother (21:13)
And Jordan made the good question. ⁓ So let's just say this is, we're in a reality where you get to AI 3D print these characters. Is the hall pass still a thing for you guys?

Jordan (21:27)
be single cuz I'm a hurting nigga feelings. There's no point of even to get in my DMs.

Scoxah (21:32)
Who man?

At that point, it's just, hey, who we feeling today?

Jordan (21:40)
Because if I can write this like a Wattpad story, I'm going to look like Tengen, but with futures level of pull.

Scoxah (21:50)
Yo, Tengen.

Jordan (21:52)
There's gonna be eight of them again. Don't ask none of them their names You're gonna get them confused cuz they darn they're all look the same

And that it gets it gets even worse if we can do the real celebrities because I am deep into K dramas and C dramas. So I can't pronounce all their names, so I'm not going to try to butcher them.

Big Brother (22:14)
I'm not gonna lie, I was like, see dramas? I'm like, why is it, what happened to A and B? Why is it C? And I'm like, no, no, dummy. It's the letter of the, I know.

Jordan (22:18)
So, see you.

China. China.

Scoxah (22:28)
technically they're all a drums

Jordan (22:32)
You're not wrong.

We just skipped B though because it goes straight to C and then all the way down to K. ⁓

because Koreans have theirs too.

Then I got to get into all the K-pop ones. My sister then put me on to these people that I could never remember their band names, but there's one named Mingi, but all of the black women have named him Mingtavious Jaquavious the third, because anytime they're on their version of, I guess, Omegle and a black woman gets on the screen, he just sitting there. And I'm like, twinkle twinkle. That's all I needed to know.

Scoxah (23:11)
It's a handful of women that just are just down for black women. I love it. I love that for them.

Big Brother (23:15)
you

Jordan (23:19)
I love it over here! ⁓

Big Brother (23:21)
Mm.

Scoxah (23:21)
you

Big Brother (23:22)
With everything that's been said right now, I'm gonna switch it just a little bit. How do you feel about work husbands and work wives then?

Jordan (23:31)
my god,

I have that question too. LOL Old school version of work husband and work wife, sure. Cause that just means you look out for each other but y'all argue like a married couple and then that's when everybody's like, look at them two yelling about it again. New school version is y'all flirting with each other's face. That's not what I'm talking about. I don't know what these younger Gen Z did but for the older ones...

Big Brother (23:46)
Mmm.

Okay.

Jordan (23:56)
That they, guess they call us Zillennials, because we're more millennial than Gen Z half the time. So for the older Gen Z, millennial and everything, the older version where you just look out for each other and then argue like an old married couple, sure, I had no problem with that version. Whatever they got going on down where, uh-uh, we got to start at like 2001. After that, I don't know what they got going on.

Big Brother (24:12)
Mm.

Scoxah (24:12)
the people

with the warning from their birth year.

See like I don't even got that problem cuz um every time I go work somewhere it's just siblings Like I don't have work partners. I have work siblings

Jordan (24:34)
We gotta make it siblings now. told you the new school version of work spouses do they actually want to touch on each other. It was weird.

Big Brother (24:42)
Mmm.

Scoxah (24:48)
I feel like with your job, you are more of a zoo handler.

Big Brother (24:53)
Who are we working with here?

Scoxah (24:54)
It's more like

the picture of... I don't know if it was a moth-

just being tangled in child leashes. That's what my job feels like.

Jordan (25:08)
my job again

I'm not going to say the name because I know they have people lurking I simply know that because they also managed to find my damn Quizlet account so yeah they have people lurk yes my Quizlet account so they do have people lurking watching us so I'm not gonna say what the name of it is but my job is starting to give whorehouse brothel okay

Big Brother (25:19)
Seriously?

Jordan (25:32)
Because the amount of people I find out that messed with each other and you messed with him and she didn't mess with him and then you messed with them three and then you got a team of them. I'm like.

Scoxah (25:38)
You know what? I know something about

your job. Your job, yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Big Brother (25:44)
Wow.

Jordan (25:48)
Yeah, I was like, oh y'all didn't all touched on each other. I don't, yeah.

Big Brother (25:48)
see that's what I'm

That's crazy.

Scoxah (25:53)
I don't even know if

that person still worked it though, but she had a kid by somebody at your job, she? And now they're not able to get there anymore. Crazy work.

Jordan (26:00)
Twinkle twinkle, mine does too, and it got a roster. Twinkle twinkle,

Big Brother (26:02)
Hahaha

Jordan (26:04)
mine does too. Can't even go back to a certain area, because he got so many over

Big Brother (26:09)
that's what I mean.

Jordan (26:09)
That's just the ones

we know of.

Big Brother (26:13)
Let's see, that's what I try to avoid at work. Starting that problem. I work in a very small...

Jordan (26:22)
I don't find out unwillingly. have a work bestie. We we on the way home. Talk about this. It, it start off with girl. And I'm like, T I'm ready. Let matter of fact, let me turn up the volume. So that one old lady that's looking at me weird because I cut her ass off. Can hear the T2. Be riding back home. And we're just finding that the moment I find out, I got to step outside sometimes. And I'm like bestie. So bum.

Scoxah (26:31)
⁓ okay.

Big Brother (26:32)
Ha ha ha!

Mmm.

Jordan (26:51)
guess what I just found out?

Big Brother (26:52)
Mmm.

Jordan (26:55)
My job is so crazy. have baby mamas on the phone calling, talking about where it's so and so. And I'm like, he ain't here today.

Scoxah (27:02)
Okay.

Jordan (27:04)
Yeah, so work wife, work spouses, that can never happen at my job because everybody is messing with everybody. So to the point that I'm sitting here like, no, y'all will never catch me lacking. I did that one time, but that's like at the age of like 20, 21. Not doing that no more.

Big Brother (27:05)
That's a problem.

That's interesting because I also feel like in with my job, I've seen a lot of relationships come from work. So it's like, oh yeah, we knew each other from, let's just say I was, I don't know, gimme something.

I know, I was working IT. She was, I don't know, construction. And we just met that way. I'm like, nice. And there's several stories like that.

Jordan (27:59)
You know, that's the corporate people all the corporate people when you get hired. They're like, yeah, my wife works here. My husband works here. Yeah, me and my wife work here. She doesn't work at this company anymore. But yeah, we met here now. It's like anybody like 38 and lower. So far, the youngest one I've met at my job is like, I think he's 20. Yeah, like 2021. So like from 38 to like 21, all up in that section.

Big Brother (28:27)
Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Which I was concerned with because I'm like, isn't there a frowned upon in most places to...

Scoxah (28:40)
Several. They

do not care.

Jordan (28:43)
And the old heads had it that way for a reason. The old heads that way so when you bring your wife to the work event, little Sallie Mae ain't sitting here looking at your wife like she's the problem.

Scoxah (28:46)
Probably because they done did it.

Jordan (29:02)
Though going to the work events are hilarious because then you get to see all the people that mess with each other all just sitting in a room.

Big Brother (29:02)
I think...

Scoxah (29:09)
Yeah, that's sure.

Big Brother (29:11)
I didn't even think about that. I haven't been to a work event in years? Years? Months? I don't know. It's been a while.

Scoxah (29:21)
I think for that specific reason, my job doesn't have work events because I can think of at least six people that would probably get into a fight with somebody. Know y'all sister wives.

Jordan (29:37)
Sister lives is crazy And that's why you and that's why nowadays work wife at work husband is clipped. It's It went from I made sure your paperwork was done when you were sick to I actually want to go home with you And that's when it got clipped

Scoxah (29:48)
Amen.

I am the only guy that works outside of my boss. Boss, but I am the only guy that works in my job. And my boss' wife also works there. So it's like, you know, they're good. I'm good. Half the people I work with are gay.

or married already. And I'm like, y'all got it.

Big Brother (30:27)
I'm just kind of like the youngest person in my working environment. So let's see, it's me. Then I think the next, and I'm thinking about like everyone. ⁓ There's only a handful of people who like 30 or below.

Scoxah (30:49)
We almost started, gang. ⁓

Jordan (30:51)
I'm a little brazy.

Big Brother (30:55)
I just I just talked to everyone in the sense of I'm let me let me clarify this in the sense of Hold up ⁓

Scoxah (31:01)
Julie is the problem. that villain again. There's that villainess again.

Jordan (31:02)
He said he a hoe. That's what he just said. He said he a hoe. He just said he a hoe. That's

what he said.

Big Brother (31:13)
No, I mean, I just conversate with everyone. I just say hi to everyone. There's nothing I'm trying to do.

Scoxah (31:18)
conversation now. ⁓

Jordan (31:21)
It's like conversate is crazy. You went from talking to conversating.

Big Brother (31:24)
you

Scoxah (31:27)
Say, it ain't catching him lacking.

Big Brother (31:29)
You

Jordan (31:30)
Yeah.

⁓

Big Brother (31:33)
⁓ But Do you care to know who your significant other slept with?

Jordan (31:45)
and do.

Big Brother (31:47)
I'm out.

Jordan (32:00)
The only time I need you to say something is if for some whatever reason they are still around. Like people who stay friends with their exes and stuff. Do not let me find out later down the line that y'all were smashing, see then,

Big Brother (32:11)
Mm.

Scoxah (32:12)
Yeah, I don't.

Big Brother (32:18)
For me, I don't think I care if they're still around or if my profession or whatever...

I don't really care per se, but like you were saying, if the person's still around or if they're going to show up regularly because of my profession of some kind, that is the only time I kind of want to know. Other than that, I don't think I would need a reason to care.

Jordan (32:49)
I just think it's weird when they're still around. had a relative who broke up with her for some reason every year at Thanksgiving, this man is still at our house. Well, at my aunt's house, but why is every year I'm sitting here like, why is he here? Mind you, is now, now we're like years later, she married.

Big Brother (33:02)
You

Jordan (33:07)
He married with kids and yet this man still shows up at the crib during Thanksgiving. I'm like, go home. Do you like that family?

Big Brother (33:14)
Is he?

Do they have kids together?

Jordan (33:17)
They both broke up, no kids together, never been married, didn't share a home with each other. Nothing. The dog belonged to her. But for some reason every year this man is at the family Thanksgiving and I'm sitting here like, why is this happening here?

Scoxah (33:22)
They got a dog.

He got adopted, that's

what happened. She ain't inviting him, they inviting him.

Jordan (33:37)
was like, why is this man still here? And then it got years later and I'm still asking my mom, why is this man still here? This man got a wife, kids, she got a husband now and this man is still here. And I'm like, this is just so weird. This is the only time I would have to know y'all slept together. Cause why is he still here?

Scoxah (33:54)
Let's say, my sister's ex-boyfriend hung out a little bit after they broke up, but that was also because he did tattoos. So, like, you know, we got a couple tattoos.

I was like, I don't really care. I don't care who you hook.

Big Brother (34:14)
I don't...

Scoxah (34:17)
Unless you're trying

to fuck somebody while we still together, then that's a whole separate problem.

Big Brother (34:21)
That's true. Yeah, no. I can't think of anyone that I want to share

Scoxah (34:28)
I-I-I-Commercial.

Big Brother (34:28)
Hahaha

Jordan (34:31)
Nice little commercial break right there where we had to figure some things out.

Big Brother (34:35)
Yeah, the stuff working out this ⁓ Riverside site and whatever but ⁓ I don't have any Super relationship questions. You guys have anything that you that sparked anything we went from celebrities to 2d to ⁓ Work husband or housewife People in that situation quote-unquote maybe possibly anything else

Scoxah (35:02)
I'll just be chilling. I'm not going.

Jordan (35:02)
I don't know. I

know we are such a simple group of people. Next time maybe we'll...

Scoxah (35:08)
like we might be

villains but we villains for good reasons though like

Jordan (35:12)
Yeah, I just need to throw people out my way every once in a while. That's... That's... ⁓ Do you... I was like, at this point in the... Do you think you should mess with people at your job?

Scoxah (35:16)
Exactly. I need a dollar here or there. You know what saying?

Big Brother (35:17)
Mmm.

Can you say what now?

Mmm.

Scoxah (35:28)
⁓

No, ⁓ good god, I just need them to do their job so I can do my job that Unless your job is doing it no

Jordan (35:31)
Instantaneous no ⁓

Big Brother (35:32)
Yeah

I

Jordan (35:45)
None unless you're a full-time escort.

Scoxah (35:48)
Exactly. you are a score if you on the only side if you know the huh ⁓

Big Brother (35:54)
Mm.

see it.

See, I'm slightly in a different mindset, I guess, where I say you can do it, just be smart about it and leave whatever drama you have between the two of you outside of work. Don't let it affect you, work whatsoever.

Scoxah (36:16)
See,

I get that ideology. It never seems outside of Twitter. I can do this off of personal experience cause I was in robotics with my ex, while we were dating, dating and it was supposed to be specifically professional at robotics. She started tripping because I was being professional. Like we agreed. So nah.

Jordan (36:20)
All of the people at my job need to watch the episode.

Big Brother (36:21)
No!

Mm-hmm.

Scoxah (36:45)
Don't

do that at work cuz you think not everybody will keep it at work

Jordan (36:47)
I can't do that because if you dub me in

the middle of the office, I'm gonna throw up it when we get home.

Big Brother (36:54)
But that's homework! That's homework.

Jordan (36:57)
Ha!

Scoxah (37:09)
Exactly. I mean, I'm gonna purpose with this. I'm not gonna do it. If all the people want to do it, go for it so I can get my popcorn.

Jordan (37:19)
the popcorn doofy buttery.

Scoxah (37:22)
I'm gonna have tea or pop on or both.

It's about to go down.

Big Brother (37:36)
You know, I say, I say you can do it. Just be smart about it. Leave work. Keep, keep it separate. Just.

Scoxah (37:44)
See, that's the thing, people don't got common sense no more.

Big Brother (37:46)
What were you saying?

Jordan (37:49)
work of it on the 18th just the entire region I can't wait to watch that unfold because I'm telling you this one dude has a roster we're up to six as far as we know right now

Big Brother (37:53)
Mmm.

Scoxah (37:56)
Mmm.

Big Brother (37:57)
engine.

Lord.

Jordan (38:05)
Yeah, we're up to six as far as we're aware now. Who else is in there? We don't know.

Big Brother (38:12)
How do I wanna phrase this question?

I don't know. It's something along the lines of, you think people, I guess, should you use people? ⁓ I don't know. I don't know what question I'm thinking of. There's, yeah, relationship-wise.

Jordan (38:29)
relationship wise.

Big Brother (38:36)
Relationship wise. Do you think it's okay if you were both on the same page with like, were just here?

Jordan (38:37)
and.

I mean if everybody knows then do what you gotta do.

Scoxah (38:50)
Yeah.

Yeah. If both parties were like, okay, that's what we don't want. Like, if we friends with benefits, we friends with benefits.

Jordan (38:54)
I mean, if there's a mutual benefit. ⁓

Big Brother (39:01)
Mmm. I could not think of that.

Jordan (39:05)
I was like, if there's a mutual benefit, don't see why not. Now, when you see one person sliding outside that agreement, that's when you need to, hey, hey.

Scoxah (39:16)
Why you catching feelings?

No feelings, no strings attached. It's what we agreed on.

Jordan (39:20)
Yeah,

I was like, that's when you gotta hold, yoke them up a little bit. Hey, remember, this is what we, this is what we were on. Don't, don't try to add anything else to it.

Big Brother (39:30)
I can agree with that.

Scoxah (39:31)
And if you

are the one that's catch feelings and going outside the agreement, then, then you got to kind of look at yourself and be like, all right, it's not in the contract.

Big Brother (39:40)
remove, remove yourself.

Look in the mirror, splash some water on you.

Scoxah (39:46)
I

look at the person and be like, hey, I'm getting a little weird. I had to step back.

Jordan (39:52)
And if you do catch feelings, you got one year.

Big Brother (39:56)
What do mean?

Jordan (39:57)
We are talking about this

in the Discord chat. You got one year to say something so I can, because I know some people might end up having mutual feelings and because they're silent, neither one of them either figure it out, either figure it out. But you got one year to say something after that year. Don't be coming to tell me.

It's a dog, right?

Scoxah (40:16)
I didn't have to.

Jordan (40:19)
on here.

Big Brother (40:24)
to catch freebies and your friends' benefits. No, no, to...

Jordan (40:27)
Yeah, one year and

then you're the motive. You just want to stay where you're at. This is about to cut the mic out again.

Scoxah (40:35)
You lose your

chance of promotion. You lose your chance of promotion after a year.

Big Brother (40:45)
Yeah, no, I'm... I have nothing. Truly, nothing.

Jordan (40:50)
those would be the most of the relationship questions that spark controversy. Besides, do you think that y'all need to be talking every day? Like if I'm at work and we're about to go into an emergency meeting, do I have to text you to say that it's a meeting? I'm at work. Sometimes I might not be able to text back.

Scoxah (41:07)
So, so my thing is like if I'm, cause for me I'll be going into surgeries a lot. If I know I'm not going to have a lunch, I'll send a text to be like, Hey, I'm not coming home. Surgery. That's it. It's an update. It's not a conversation. I'm not going to be having full conversations unless we having a slow day. And if y'all not having a slow day and I'll text, I'm not expecting y'all to respond. It's just, right.

Big Brother (41:20)
Mmm.

Scoxah (41:37)
I'll see you when you get home.

Jordan (41:39)
Yeah, you get the drive home though. I, I seize, I seize when you, you get the townhouse. You get the drive home. I'm talking for like, I'll be at the, I'll be at the firm. I get to the firm at nine. I leave the firm at three. I leave the firm at three. There are some times where boom, the client comes in. They're stressed. My attending attorney wants me to get up now. Don't grab your phone, try to text. Do you know how much trouble I could have got in?

Scoxah (41:48)
Not cheap stalking. You're to be watching us like sims! ⁓

Jordan (42:09)
to sit there and go, hang on, I gotta tell Jason that I'm, hang on.

Big Brother (42:13)
Mmm.

Jordan (42:14)
We done got in so much trouble.

Scoxah (42:15)
See... See...

Cause we'd be having cases come in at like 6 o'clock on the dot when we trying to close, close doors are being locked. Somebody come in. We got to sit there and be like, all right, guess we going to handle it. Handle it. At that point, if I don't text, text, I get a call around probably seven, seven. If I ain't home by then. You good? You will laugh? Yeah, I'm a lot. All right.

Big Brother (42:34)
Ha

you're any any different different different thoughts geez

Scoxah (43:02)
vanish to the graveyard shift. So if I do not send some type of update by 1 AM, I have no less than at least two people looking at me and going, are you alive? we have to going?

Jordan (43:15)
It

is demonic.

Scoxah (43:18)
I hit that life 360 I be looking at it 12 o'clock on in dark where you at? Why you laugh? Why y'all even still here at midnight? Ain't nobody against Chipotle at midnight? You say that and a nigga definitely walked in last night at 10 45. That's not midnight. Why I take y'all two hours to close?

Jordan (43:22)
1 AM is the longest time of building down.

Exactly, I was like nobody eating that.

Scoxah (43:47)
You forgot I used to work with Chick-fil-A in the kitchen.

Big Brother (43:48)
I understand.

I understand.

Scoxah (43:55)
I

do too. I used to have those one o'clock.

Jordan (43:55)
time it took us that long to

clean up is when at Starbucks is when it was time to clean the ice machine because you see how big the bitches are and then you got to melt all that ice down before you can start cleaning it and you gotta have one person hold your legs because if you're not tall enough your ass is falling in there going you're just going to slip right into it

Scoxah (44:13)
Yeah, but like I feel

like for that one because it's mostly drinks and then y'all heat up the food and whatnot Not for like other places like places that cook the food all that grease that gets around you got a really like scrubbed the floor to get that then mop it off and scrub it again and then you got to wipe down everything and

Yeah, you gotta have special degrees during chit-chit. It is, it is.

Jordan (44:42)
The only thing we had to clean was the warming oven do get, for it to just be heating up the sandwich. That nice silver plate that sits in there for us to the sandwich on turns pitch black. We had to start getting specific stuff that like McDonald's and stuff used to clean that thing out because my goodness, if you just let it keep building up like that, we almost.

Scoxah (44:47)
Yeah, them crumbs.

Jordan (45:08)
We had this one night through that almost caught the place on fire. That's how much was still built up. And that thing we had to tell the customers they were so mad. We had to tell them, yeah, we gotta turn it off and everything. That's the only time, but the ice machine took the longest. That's the only time where I would have had to probably text and be like, hey, yo babe, today is ice machine night. I'll see you at like 11, 12 o'clock.

Big Brother (45:13)
Mmm.

Mmm.

Scoxah (45:31)
That's why McDonald's always say the ice cream machine don't work. They don't want to clean it.

Big Brother (45:35)
which is,

which is fair.

Jordan (45:36)
Unfortunately,

Starbucks can't tell people we ain't got ice.

Scoxah (45:41)
care.

Big Brother (45:41)
Mm.

Jordan (45:42)
Fortunately, we can't tell people we don't have ice, but yeah, that's the only time I text but if I'm mid like workday client comes in I Gotta I gotta dip. I'll be right back. I'll text you when I get back but having to stop and give us Play-by-play updates of my day is gonna drive me crazy every time I got to put down the phone I got to give an update but that's that somebody needs to be handheld just a little too much for my liking

Big Brother (45:58)
Thanks, Manish.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, I cannot text someone every day. ⁓ Yes. But also, as much as I say, I don't do work, I do have work to do. I recall the last time I was talking to someone for real. My phone would be on silent. Like, do not disturb nothing. I just so happen to always look at the same time that they send me a message randomly. So I would just respond ⁓ real quick. I like that, but.

Other than that.

Scoxah (46:40)
So yeah, cause I keep my watch on me. got a smart watch. I keep it on me. I see every message I get on my phone on my watch. If it's not important, I'm not going to respond. I'm just going to be like, all right, cool. Keep going about my day. Otherwise.

Big Brother (46:48)
There's now no watch on.

Scoxah (47:03)
Yeah, yeah you are.

Big Brother (47:06)
lot of terrible textures.

Jordan (47:10)
Yeah, at

my job now, perfectly fine. I can give you play-by-play updates if necessary, there are certain jobs I have. If I have to get up right now, there is no trying to stop and give you an update. I'm gonna have to hit you back and be like, yo, this big client just came in. I had to get up and get up right, right, right then and there.

Big Brother (47:29)
right now. ⁓

Scoxah (47:53)
If I

get a lunch, maybe.

Big Brother (47:56)
I purposely make sure I get a lunch.

Scoxah (47:59)
⁓

See I Would I would be like yeah, I'm gonna go eat but I can't really you know I can't stop monitoring somebody on their anesthesia ⁓

Big Brother (48:03)
And I purposely don't eat at my desk either.

Yeah, your job is different. Your job is a little bit different.

Jordan (48:17)
We're now fully staffed. We're now staffed

enough that I know I can get a lunch on a decent timing. Because at first, I wasn't hitting lunch till like two, three, four o'clock. But now everyone's lunch is around 12 and 1. So we got enough people now that the rotation works properly. But the first location that I was working at

I was lucky to see lunch sometimes. Honestly, I probably didn't see lunch more times than I did.

Big Brother (48:52)
Mmm.

Scoxah (48:52)
You

know, I'm not gonna lie, there was a string of like, when we were short people, there was a string of like weeks that I was sitting there like, yeah, I'm not getting a lunch. I'll see y'all when I see y'all.

Jordan (49:08)
That's why I keep them little granola bars, a little bag of chips or something. I'm mid-drive. Chips in my lap. Just gotta eat them while I'm driving.

Scoxah (49:15)
Honey roasted peanuts.

Honey roasted peanuts. I got a whole jar in them. We cranked them out the other day.

and get it soldered from the machine at work for 50 cent.

Big Brother (49:32)
No, breakfast for me is a muffin that I get from Publix and then lunch is up in the air.

Scoxah (49:40)
See, I usually don't have time for breakfast. Because I go in either like 830 or 730 and that don't sound really that early. But even still, like, I'm not getting up until I have to.

Jordan (49:40)
So may we don't have a public.

Big Brother (49:53)
Mm, yeah, no. That's just me. But I think that's the time that I asked for you guys. We can keep talking after this once I stop. But,

Scoxah (50:02)
Yeah, I needed no more tea.

I forgot. Wait, a roomlicker got a pee. All right, let's get.

Jordan (50:06)
This is the part where we're cutting it again y'all.

And scene we're good. We're good. We're out of here.

Big Brother (50:13)
Hold up, hold up,

hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, up. Before we get to what she wanted to know from me, let me give you guys the floor to share anything you want to share, stuff like that, before we fully get out of here. Asherah, you got anything you want to share, promote, anything? you popcorn it to whoever's next.

Jordan (50:48)
yeah forgets we're a group of very tired ass villains we go home.

Big Brother (50:53)
You

What about you, X? You got anything for the floor?

Scoxah (51:04)
I got this, Gundam. ⁓

Big Brother (51:07)
You

⁓

Jordan (51:07)
What

the hell is that?

Scoxah (51:10)
that's a good one. I still have not started streaming or anything. So, you know, it is what it is when I do, you know, same username.

Big Brother (51:20)
Mm-hmm. Jai?

Jordan (51:25)
don't do anything. My job has full custody with my home being visitation rights. I don't do anything. I go home, go to bed, got my nails done, that's about it. That's all I can help you with.

Big Brother (51:33)
Mmm

You guys, you know I do the thing. It's a question. Question. Jeez, no, that's this whole podcast. It's a quote of some kind.

Scoxah (51:48)
statement.

Not reading it.

Big Brother (51:57)
Alright, quote comes from an IG account, PositiviKaizen? PositiviKaizen, I might put that in the description. Anyway, is, once the motion fades, you'll be left with the outcome.

And with that, I'm just gonna say, don't forget to ask yourself, ask others, and never stop asking questions. See you.